Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Open the borders!

You know, I live in Texas, and I really have to bite my tongue a lot so I don't get into trouble. All these people screaming about illegal immigrants and border security would probably stone me if they knew what I really thought.

I say, OPEN THE BORDERS! Allow anyone who wants to come to America in! This is supposed to be the land of opportunity, right? Why should we be selfish with those opportunities! We need to spread the wealth, even if some of it gets sent back to Mexico to support people in that country. Even if the ones we spread it to don't want to become citizens. Even if the wealth goes to people who are here illegally and don't pay taxes for the free services they get.

We should love everyone and welcome everyone with open arms. Matter of fact, who needs borders anyway? And after all, look how well all those Cuban boat people did who came here illegally in 1980. Never mind that crime in Florida increased dramatically. They were just enjoying their freedom.

No, we don't need the border patrol, fences, or national guard. And tell all those minutemen to go home to their own families. After all, it's "un-American" to not oppress our own citizens in the name of a good human interest story on main stream media.

And while I'm on the subject... APRIL FOOLS!

I hope you didn't take that load of crap seriously! ;)

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